Software Engineer Depression Life Cycle

College Life:
College Life..Bindas…..!!!!!!!  ……
 
 
 
Campus Selection:
 
Our  Interviewer… Seems to be  Dedicated…and Serious …
 
 
Joining Date:
Call from Company HR to Join……
 
 
 
Dilemma:
 
Two Offers in Hand what to do…???? ……..      
 
 
Induction:
 
 Same Guy Interviewer  Ha ha feels lot relaxed….
 
 
Project Allocation :
What is this..Seems Something is Wrong                                                                                                                                                                  
 
Team Introduction:
Things going bitter………………
 
 
 
Mentor :
 
Mentor  Please help me…Night out's I am working 18 hrs  a day.. …I got Screwed…                          
 
 
Coding :
 
 
 
It Confirm …and Official …I am in a fix…Some One Please Help me out..Please… I am dying out of frustration and depression…
 
 
                                                                                               
 
 
Testing:
 
Tester : Don't….Worry Brother …I am there to hear you…But One thing….
               What is this Code…..You Idiot…it's performance is no good than chennai traffic..Stupid...You illiterate Coder….illogical thinker..!

 
                                                                       
 
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                                  Finally One Day  Adieu Mail to ALL
 
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To : All My Brain Eaters, Blood Suckers , Head Ache sources, Body Ache Providers, finally to Man Eaters..
 
 
Subject: Adieu
Importance : High
 
HI ALL,
 
            I thank every one of you in name who made me like this..and today I am transformed from a College Hero ..to …Useless Zero..and all the Credit belongs to you.. I Sincearly request every one..not try to contact me again in my life…
 
 
I am Going to Himlayas in Search of  MY MANAGERS BRAIN………….
 
No Thanks and No Regards,
 
Bye…                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
 
 

Automobile Manufacturers Headquarters

Audi Headquarters - Ingolstadt, Germany
 
 
 
 
 
BMW Headquarters - Munich, Germany
 
 
 
 
 
DaimlerChrysler-Mercedes Headquarters - Stuttgart, Germany
 
 
 
 
 
Ford Headquarters - Dearborn, Detroit, Michigan
 
 
 
Ford Manufacturing Plant - Dearborn, Detroit, Michigan
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
GM(General Motors) Headquarters - Detroit, Michigan, USA

 
 
Skoda Plant - Mladá Boleslav, Czech Republic
 
 
 
 
Toyota Headquarters - Toyota City, Aichi, Japan
 
 
 
Wolkswagen Plant - Wolfsburg, Germany
 
 
 
Arrangement of Cars in Wolkswagen Golf
 

About Entrance Exams

MAT ( Management Aptitude Test)

                                  All India Management Aptitude Testing Service (AIMATS), conducts a Management Aptitude Test (MAT) on a national basis every year in the months of September, December, Febraury and May.

Institutes offering recognised PG programmes in management and allied fields can participate in MAT.

MAT is necessary for admission into the Post Graduate Diploma in Management (PGDM), Post Graduate Diploma in Information Technology & Management (PGDITM) and equivalent programmes offered by All India Management Association (AIMA-CME) or other Management Institutes (MI).

TANCET :

       TANCET is the Tamil nadu Common Entrance Test conducted to test the ability of the candidates in the areas like Quantitative Ability,Analytical Reasoning,Logical Reasoning, Knowledge Of Written English,Computer Awareness.

The Anna University (Chennai) will conduct the 2009 edition of the Tamil Nadu Common Entrance Test (TANCET). It is mandatory for students aspiring to join MBA, MCA, ME, MTech, M.Arch and MPlan postgraduate degree courses to appear for the TANCET.

  

GRE-( Graduate Record Examination)                    

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 GRE test scores are used by admissions or fellowship panels to supplement undergraduate records and other qualifications for graduate study. The scores provide common measures for comparing the qualifications of applicants and aid in evaluating grades and recommendations.

GMAT (Graduate Management Aptitude Test)

 The Graduate Management Admission Test (GMAT, pronounced G-mat,  is a computer adaptive standardized test in mathematics and the English language for measuring aptitude to succeed academically in graduate business studies. Business schools commonly use the test as one of many selection criteria for admission into an MBA program.

Current Affairs - Have a knowledge on it....

1. Which of the following country was the host of First Asian Yoga Championship held recently?

(A)Thailand
(B)Cambodia
(C)Vietnam
(D)Laos



2. Which among the following is the top dividend paying company of India, as per a study done by Economic Times?

(A)ONGC
(B)TCS
(C)ITC
(D)IOC



3. What does the Canada India Research U. S refer to ?

(A)A Business forum
(B)A nuclear Reactor
(C)A scientific research group
(D)A proposed space research organization



4. Which among the following is India's largest indigenous Research and Production nuclear reactor?

(A)Apsara
(B)Dhruva
(C)Kamini
(D)CIRUS



5. Which among the following is headed by Justice Lokeshwar Singh Panta?

(A)Arms Forces Tribunal
(B)National Green Tribunal
(C)Debt Recovery Tribunal
(D)Central Administrative Tribunal



6. Christine Lagarde, who recently headed the G-20 meeting of Finance Ministers and Governors of central Banks is Finance Minister of which among the following countries?

(A)Australia
(B)France
(C)Italy
(D)Germany



7. Which among the following is not a feature of the proposed Companies Bill 2009?

(A)Limit on the number of the subsidiary companies
(B)Rotation of the auditors
(C)Reduction in the type of the companies categories
(D)Proposal of National Company Law Tribunal



8. In which year, Imperial Records Department (IRD) was established, which is now known as National Archives of India?

(A)1889
(B)1891
(C)1896
(D)1899



9. The Universal Service Obligation Fund (USOF) has been established under which among the following departments of Government of India?

(A)Department of Consumer Affairs
(B)Department of Industrial Policy and Promotion
(C)Department of Telecommunication
(D)Department of Economic Affairs



10. Kuno Palpur Wildlife Sanctuary, which is being proposed as a new home for some relocated Gir lions from Gujarat, is located in which among the following states?

(A)Maharastra
(B)Madhya Pradesh
(C)Orissa
(D)Rajasthan



11. Which among the following sports is NOT a part of the London Olympics?

(A)Taekwondo
(B)Baseball
(C)Table Tennis
(D)Triathlon



12. Who among the following has been defeated by Saina Nehwal, who has won the Swiss Open Grand Prix Gold title recently, becoming the First Indian to do so?

(A)Ji Hyun Sung
(B) Wang Lin
(C)Kamilla Rytter Juhl
(D)Shinta Mulia Sari



13. Which among the following articles of Constitution of India entrusts the President of India to grant pardons?

(A)Article 71
(B)Article 72
(C)Article 73
(D)Article 74



14. Where is going to be established the Mahatma Gandhi Institute of Education for Peace and Sustainable Development (MGIEP) , the latest & first Category-I institute of UNECO in South Asia?

(A)New Delhi
(B)Ahamedabad
(C)Mumbai
(D)Pune



15. Anant Pai, better known as 'Uncle Pai' , who recently died was the creator of which among the following comic series?

(A)Chacha Chaudhary
(B)Amar Chitra Katha
(C)Chandamama
(D)Indrajaal


Answers : 1. A, 2. A, 3. B, 4. B , 5. B, 6. B , 7. C , 8 . B, 9. C, 10. B , 11. B, 12. A, 13. B, 14. A,
15. B.